tagging from sue~

Tagging from sue~ susah nak jawab tagging ni because i never act mean to people =P
i'm a good girl. hehehe

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once u've been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: yup. ur cutie reminds me of those cute monkeys at zoo =)

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: what makes u think like that? (confuse face)

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: so...lets shopping!bills on u eh?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: so...what is 12 x 108 /15.8 + 22.567 /45% of 6708.9 ^5 , without calculator?hee...

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: well, where is Brunei?

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: hehe... i'll try my best to like u

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: erm...do i look at u?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: yeah, im too stylish for u, u not suit me either

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: i am rich what... rich of kindness

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: is it? i dont see any connection between that... how eh?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: let me ask my mom 1st

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: ermm... beli sendrik bleh?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: tak leh...nanti mak marah~

4) What do you like about me?
YR: erm...let me think 1st. can i answer you next week, or a week after that...or couples of week after that.....?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i am pretty and you like me sooooo much =)

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: wrong person.sorry

2) You smell like shit!
YR: i dont smell anything...

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: talking to mirror eh?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: haha..klakar nyeeee

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: sorry.... wrong number

2) I know you still love me!
YR: wrong number again

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: are u crazy?

4) Please call me...
YR: i hate wasting my money for something unreasonable

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: well, u learn something now, dont u?


If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: well, everybody says that. no surprise

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: u changed to this?????!(look at him upside down, sadly)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: only?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: i dont want something good.. im looking for the best!

so..sesape yang terbaca post ni..anda telah di tag!!!!!

susahnye nk berhadapan ngan dunia yang mencabar sekarang ni.... peace!