english!

an email, emailed by dad:

english language is crazy. Just look at these:

1. Noses that run but feet smells,

2. ship by truck but send cargo by ship?

3. what people recite at a play and play at a recital?

4. if vegetarians eat vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

5. there is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger: neither apple nor pine
in pineapple,

6. the insurance was invalid for the invalid,

7. we are too close to the door to close it!

zameri,M